Gas and such

“The gas has to move around the poop before you can fart.” “Mine doesn’t.” “Do you poop every time you fart?” “I DO!” <long pause> “Wait…did you ask if I poop every time I fart?” “Yes.” “No.” “Then your gas moves around your poop before it comes out.”

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Resignation

No, not that sort of resignation.  I’ve finally accepted the fact that I won’t live up to the full money-making potential of part-time job #1 and I think I’m okay with that.  I’d basically have to work 30 hour weeks between now and November and I just don’t see that happening.  It’s nice to have…

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Pagers

My pager has been slowly breaking over the past few weeks.  The brackets where the belt clip attach are cracking and it’s been falling off of my belt on a regular basis.  I finally navigated my way through the maze that is CITES’ website and found the information for the nifty alpha-numeric pagers that handle…

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Facebook chat

I referenced Facebook in my previous post, which reminded me that I should post this link here.  Facebook has rolled out an integrated chat feature which includes some “easter egg” emoticons.  I came across a few of them, but wanted to know exactly what was available.  Trying to find this information led me to this…

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Twitter

I’ve been following the conversion of Gabe from Penny Arcade into a twitterer and it piqued my interest a bit.  I’ve decided, however, that it is not for me.  My reasoning is a combination of knowing that I’d either be consumed by doing it or hardly ever use it and not being presumptuous enough to…

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New WordPress Theme

I’ve been playing around with this and found a fairly popular theme named Cutline. After installing version 1.1, I discovered that not only was it not the latest 1.x release, there is a 2.x version for WP 2.3 and higher, so I upgraded to that. It took me a while to figure out widgets and…

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